超逼真、精准调校、顶尖麦克风建模。
如果你的歌声听起来像一只垂死的猫，这最终会杀死它。
为什么要把好麦克风浪费在这些人声上？用这个，降低期望值。为未来而生，却在当下失败。
脉冲响应
通过精心捕捉、隔离的麦克风和扬声器脉冲响应，你的音乐将变成只有幼儿才能欣赏的音质——非常适合那些在童谣中音乐巅峰的你。
包络
通过启动和衰减控制，曲线化、雕刻并适度地调整脉冲响应的行为特质，但不要过度，你这个畜生。
音质
我们手工打造了一套极具音乐感的野兽级音质控制，以强化并压制IR的效果，这对于真正理解我们的天才之作至关重要，尤其是在你多年来一直用你的耳朵狂听音乐，以至于你的耳朵已经变得毫无用处之后。
预设
15个"合乎道德"的本地原生预设，让你依赖AI的你无需再思考日常生活中眨眼呼吸之外的事情。我们甚至还为你准备了一个随机按钮，就像无限的预设一样，我们真是太贴心了！
让声音动起来
拥抱变化吧，爷爷，利用LFO、音序器和包络跟随器进行调制，让声音动起来。即使你的音乐平淡无趣，自动化也不必如此。
产品售后服务
如果您被鼓励对着 Toyphonic Micraliser 唱歌，而遭受任何人身威胁或伤害，我们概不负责，你这个傻瓜，早该明白这一点。
系统要求
Windows
需要 Windows 7 或更高版本。VST3 和 AAX（AAX 仅限 64 位）。
macOS
需要 macOS 10.11 或更高版本（仅限 64 位）。AU、VST3 和 AAX。原生支持 Apple Silicon。
ltra-realistic, Precision Tuned, Apex Mic Modelling.
If your singing sounds like a dying cat, this finally kills the cat.
Why waste a good mic on those vocals? Use this and keep expectations low. Built for the future-fails in the present.
Impulse Responses
Transform your music into something only a toddler could appreciate via the painstakingly captured, isolated mic & speaker Impulse Responses - perfect for those of you who musically peaked at nursery rhymes.
Envelope
Curve, sculpt and inappropriately touch the behavioural qualities of the Impulse Response via the attack and decay controls, just don´t overdo it you brute.
Quality
We hand-crafted a musical, beastly quality control to exacerbate and crush the effects of the IRs which is very much needed to help you truly understand our genius, especially now that after years of blasting music through your ******* you´ve left your ears heroically useless.
Presets
15 'ethically' locally sourced, organic presets so your AI-reliant selves don´t have to think beyond the blinking and breathing part of your day. We even blessed you with a randomise button which is like infinite presets, how kind are we?!
Make Movey Things
Embrace change grandpa, employ the service of modulation via the LFO, Sequencer & Envelope Follower to keep things moving, just because your music is flat and boring doesn´t mean the automation has to be too.
Product Aftercare
We cannot be held liable for any personal threats or harm you may encounter upon being encouraged to sing into the Toyphonic Micraliser, you should have known better you silly sausage.
System Requirements
Windows
Requires Windows 7 or higher. VST3 & AAX (AAX is 64-bit only).
macOS
Requires macOS 10.11 or higher (64-bit only). AU, VST3 & AAX. Native Apple Silicon support. |
